I've just returned from my first cousin's bridal shower. 3 hours of my life I'll never get back in addition to 1.5 hours driving each way. A whole Sunday, gone.
Small talk is just awful.
Here is how I wanted to respond to "Gosh, I haven't seen you in ages!" "What's new, what have you been up to?"
Well, after 26 years of marriage, I now refer to my husband as my "Master". I'm his submissive. It's nice. I'm a service oriented submissive that takes great pride in addressing all of my Master's needs and I strive to anticipate them. I've never spent more time on my knees and couldn't be happier about it, it's great. I quite enjoy it when he restrains and beats me. Both Master and I are interested in taking lovers in various arrangements and would seriously consider living in a polyamorous family full time. As for me, I've recently become a latex Domme to an adorable little rubber sub. In my spare time I like to post naked selfies, and erotic photos from my Master's photo shoots. I've become quite the exhibitionist. I also enjoy perusing other people's smut. Can't get enough of it really. I live for going to the city and exploring sex clubs. It's like an adult Disneyland.
How have you been?
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